A talk with a man and his wife

Wife: Can you help me in garden?? Husband: What do you think, I'm Gardener..?? Wife: Can you fix door handle?? Husband: What do you think, I'm a Carpenter..?? In the Evening when husband came from the work, He saw everything has been fixed..!! He asked: Who fixed this..?? Wife: "Our Neighbor but he gave me 2 options..!! Either I should give him burger or a kiss..!!" Husband: I'm sure you must have given a burger..!! Wife: What do You think, I'm McDonald's..?? :D