mandag 7. november 2011

Advarsel...

Advarsel: Om det skulle dukke opp en liten tykk mann med hvit skjegg på døren, som forteller at han går rundt og gir ifra seg gaver til det norske folk; SÅ LUKK IKKE OPP!! Det er Mullah Krekar, spraylakkert og utkledd som julenissen :-)

LESSON IN LIFE (Part 4)

31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change. 32. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. --> Your friends will. Stay in touch. 33. Believe in miracles. 34. God loves you because of who God is, --> not because of anything you did or didn't do. 35. Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger. 36. Growing old beats the alternative -- dying young. 37. Your children get only one childhood. Make it memorable. 38. Read the Psalms. They cover every human emotion. 39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere. 40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, --> we'd grab ours back.

LESSON IN LIFE (Part 3)

21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. --> Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special. 22. Over-prepare, then go with the flow. 23. Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple. 24. The most important sex organ is the brain. 25. No one is in charge of your happiness except you. 26. Frame every so-called disaster with these --> words: "In five years, will this matter?" 27. Always choose life. 28. Forgive everyone everything. 29. What other people think of you is none of your business. 30. Time heals almost everything. Give time time.

LESSON IN LIFE (Part Two)

11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present. 12. It's okay to let your children see you cry. 13. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no --> idea what their journey is all about. 14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. 15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. --> But don't worry; God never blinks. 16. Life is too short for long pity parties. Get busy living, or get busy dying. 17. You can get through anything if you stay put in today. 18. A writer writes. If you want to be a writer, write. 19. It's never too late to have a happy childhood. --> But the second one is up to you and no one else. 20. When it comes to going after what you love in life,